Danae Lillie

there is great beauty in being yourself.

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 You can keep dreaming. I smell 11 in a row! #KStateFB

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 We are ACTUALLY moving to neutral territory now. This was me 5 years ago when we moved to Iowa.

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

The entire neighborhood smells of sulfur and hot dogs. #ProudToBeAnAmerican

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

The amount of ugly crying I just did watching #thisisus made me go take a pregnancy test... whew, I will need that wine for next week. 😢

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We can send a man to the moon but I pee and now my tampon string is wet. How have we not figured this out?

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 @p_w_mill At least we have football... #isoundlikeacyclone #butwithbasketball

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

My good karma 2day: found some leaves for the girl in front of me @ the portapotty that went #2. I decided I didn't need to go. #gooddeed

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@IowaCubs I missed all the games last year due to pregnancy. Any chance I could use these this year instead!? #Please #ThatsCub #GoIowaCubs

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

Dear #TheBachelorette, please start showing more #boogerroll #zoolander clips and less man drama. 🤥🥒

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@Popdust I'm i 1and 8g

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 Yes, if either: A. We move the toilets outside, or B. You start cleaning bathrooms. Otwse, HELL NO.

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 @p_w_mill I bet you wish she did more than wink.. seems pretty boring!

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@DevinGigstad Wine. That I will be buying more of 😉🍷

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

Dreamed last nt I married Prince Harry, wearing a popcorn tiara & we consecrated our marriage on the beach. It's gonna be a good day..

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

In honor of @hannn_banannn's bday... #commonsense @p_w_mill

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

@justinrlillie13 just wait until football season!

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

Abraham Lincoln, Michael Jordan and Corinne. Wait, what do they have in common again? #TheBachelor

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

These Lincoln commercials make me want to simultaneously punch Matthew McConaughey in the balls and go out and buy a new car. Anyone else?

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

I lit my cousins hair on fire with my candle while singing Silent Night. I was doing her a favor, she had a mullet. #CrappyHolidays

[Danae Lillie @lildodgecat]

She thinks that field goal was ugly, but we'll take it! @KStateFB #kstate