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I'm secretly Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter

[ErrrWin @lilerwinn]

Lol I hate myself. My mom works at a DMV, Bon Jovi was at her window, she got a pic with him, called him her boyfriend on Facebook, and I fell for it. I didn’t know it was @BonJovi 🤣

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Why is it that my parents like to tell Facebook about their new relationships before they tell their children???

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I absolutely love the holidays but, I hate when people mix science with religion. The “Bethlehem star” is really called the great conjunction. Call me a grinch

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Well, I fired my first employee today and I don’t understand how people get satisfaction out of that shit.

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Didn’t even realize it was Friday the 13th. Nothing can phase us after 2020

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It’s humbling AF when you’re trying to go pro in a sport and realize how mediocre you are and how much work is ahead. Lol helppppp

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[Erin Brewton @erinbrewton]

Ps y’all need to fucking chill out ATTACKING people for voting third party. This country was never supposed to be 2 party. We’ll stop “throwing away votes” when we get a candidate that’s worth a damn. Don’t get bullied into voting for someone you can’t support. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ErrrWin @lilerwinn]

What’s it called when two sisters color their hair pink, the same day, 1,000 miles away from each other, and not even knowing it until after the fact? Sister telepathy? I think so @watermelonshuga

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Thirsty AF for some live music

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@watermelonshuga Smh you and the future hubs are not off to a good start 🙄🙄🙄

[Kevin @KevinGShanks]

I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

[ErrrWin @lilerwinn]

Yes, I broke my twitter silence with that tweet. Shit made me laugh so hard

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YALL I just opened up my own business and my old coworkers think my boyfriend made me quit so he can mooch off of me. I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I just thought my cat laser pointer was my juul. Someone help me

[olivia @watermelonshuga]

this is like the time my sister tripped in a hole at my graduation

[ErrrWin @lilerwinn]

When one of your friends starts dating your ex and they don’t say a word to you about it. That’s like the best thing ever. Yes, girl take that mentally unstable fuck boi and gtfo of my life 🥰

[ErrrWin @lilerwinn]

Good morning everyone, this is who just followed me on the gram.

[𝐌𝐀𝐄 @23andmae]

I hate adults that are obsessed with Disney/sports teams to the point it’s their whole personality

[olivia @watermelonshuga]

hawaiian shirts are cool as fuck. anybody that says otherwise is not trustworthy.