Neil Liley

Busy selling heavy plant and agricultural machinery around the world. Taller than the tallest person you know. Likes wine. Views are my own

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

It doesn’t.

[Ryan Cey @RCEY28]

This girl is cruising down the highway in her stick shift, windows down, wind in her hair, belting out songs while she shifts gears without missing a beat. She looks genuinely happy and in control.

Most people these days never learn how to drive manual. It takes real timing and coordination to get the clutch and gas right, especially when you’re just trying to have fun and sing along. Seeing her do it so naturally makes you realize how much of that skill is disappearing.

Do you think driving stick is becoming a lost art, or do you still think it’s worth teaching people even if almost every new car is automatic?

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Please vote Binface if you live in Clacton

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Why is this Count Binface video better than mine when I've got £5 million?

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Where’s the bloke

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

@TheCleanCarClub Petrol station

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Where’s the bloke?

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

@TheCleanCarClub Kids out button?

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Neighbours from hell

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Approaching 85000. A record. #EmailDeliverability

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

0402 Awake.

[LBC @LBC]

'Well, it's a heatwave for goodness sake!'

Nigel Farage's by-election opponent, @CountBinface, explains why he's not going to fight a 'serious' door-to-door campaign in Clacton.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

Still looking good seven years in and still on the winter wheels

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

https://t.co/1ONxqZRi9f

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jimmy Nail says everyone seemed to love his performance of ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ at Taylor Swift’s wedding last night.

“They were all saying ‘oh you should release it as a single’ but I’ve no idea how that even works these days,” he laughed

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

A few more lovely shades of yellow passing through the books in June. If you’re looking for inspected quality machinery for your projects please give me a call?

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

If you’re looking for a brand that stands by their products you’d definitely need to wear @66north Just had the second jacket sorted by their warranty department. Superb and B Corporation as well.

[Luna ♡ @VelvetLuna_1]

An underground empire of crabs was the last thing anyone anticipated…

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

It’s now raining

[Neil Liley @LileyHPS]

It’s either we’re all going to die or it’s raining.