Alyssa

Do It For The Story

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

Went to check if @chrissyteigen 's serrated knife made it to Amazon but found something much better.

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

@chrissyteigen how do I watch season 1 episode 3 of below deck?!

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Police…

handcuffed Dylan roof and took him to Burger King after he murdered 9 Black people in a church

handcuffed Payton Gendron after he murdered 10 Black people in a supermarket

handcuffed #JaylandWalker’s corpse after shooting him 60 times for an alleged traffic violation

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

wow the planet is literally burning down around us and civil unrest is imminent. better continue to spiral about something weird i said to a stranger six hours ago.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Why did 192 Republicans vote against a $28 million emergency fund to address the baby formula shortage?

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

@ZackMorrison18

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

TLDR:

[Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally]

4) We might have a legitimate reason to dislike someone/something, but that doesn't mean every negative assumption we make about them is true.

In other words, maybe you have a good reason to hate the NYT. But that does not prove that they are making Wordle harder.

[Daniella Diaz @DaniellaMicaela]

President Joe Biden will receive a routine colonoscopy today while he is undergoing a physical at Walter Reed. The process, which requires anesthesia, means that he will temporarily transfer power to Kamala Harris, who will briefly become the 1st woman President.

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

I'm at a bar that has a longer men's bathroom line than woman's. Needed to report. ✌🏼

[✉️ @Kh4lil2000]

Aye bro having a car is wild some days you just gotta pay $700 for no reason

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

What's next?!????!? Proof of income to sign a lease?!!! Proof of education to get hired???!!!!!!!! PROOF OF IDENTITY TO GET AN ID??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

if everyone drops one thing they learned in therapy we can all gain insight from this thread

[Nate Fisher @BozoMode]

If you were born between 1990 and 1995 there was a brief period where your favorite movie was Rat Race

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

The comments on this have me screaming 🤣

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

I am convinced that hustle culture literally causes brain damage

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

@lilsmichelle @GordonRamsay

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

THIS IS ACCOUNTABILITY NOT JUSTICE. REMEMBER THAT.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Chrissy would like me to tweet that if you were already prone to needing attention, you will absolutely experience extreme vaccine side effects

[Alyssa @lilfurms]

Decided to wear my nice sweatpants today. Dress for the life you want, not the life you have.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

[1890s guy] I gotta stop looking at my candle before bed