Caroline Greenblatt

high hopes, low expectations

[Caroline Greenblatt @lilgreenblatt]

What I imagine I will be like when I go to college out of state

[cari 💖 @memorize_me13]

my true companions during 2020 🥺

[Curry Bradshaw @queerdiscox]

The regular The temporary
melancholy of pleasures of
everyday life buying shit online

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Along with Covid-19, a parallel crisis hits many American schools: a teacher shortage https://t.co/sFc3JXPHeh

[nature art @radnature]

Ischia, Italy
via: bmseventh https://t.co/VsWvtyPOOw

[Netflix @netflix]

when someone asks what I'm doing tonight

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Ready for the ice rink

[nature art @radnature]

Place des Voseges, Paris, France
via: henry_do https://t.co/pROVbTOICJ

[Caroline Greenblatt @lilgreenblatt]

I had a blue mop bucket we named Rufus

[emma leigh @Sievers12]

if you had a childhood multipurpose popcorn/puke bowl, you are immune to the coronavirus

[Lamont Price @LPizzle]

Reese Witherself

[🫧 @mikaadenise]

are u gonna call me beautiful today or do i gotta go to the gas station?

[Caroline Greenblatt @lilgreenblatt]

@lululemon an item I ordered seven days ago still has not been shipped! I have a tracking number but no expected delivery date. Help?! Please ?!

[katie coe @coecoechanel]

If u think u are bad at making decisions take a look at one of my hinge matches who needs an actual computer to tell him whether he finds someone attractive

[Sam @roberge_sam]

Being in a healthy relationship has taught me that there’s no such thing as “this is who I am, take it or leave it”. When you wholeheartedly love a person, you work on those toxic traits, you learn to communicate, you listen to each other’s feelings and encourage individuality

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Google Announces Most Searched Term Of Year Is Once Again ‘Nervous Breakdown Hate Life Hate Job How To Get New Life’ https://t.co/xYwJKPnvMk

[Caitlin Gooch @theblackcowgirl]

Hi, I’m Gooch.

See that truck and trailer? I drive it to different communities to give books to children in need. Oh and I bring my horse with me.

RT so I can get the word out. I’m in N.C.

[Phaedra @PhaedraXTeddy]

They used to laugh at him. And call him names. So he killed them. He killed them all.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.