David Gribben

I don't tend to take things too seriously.

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Unfortunately I’ve started getting text scams.
Fortunately I have the perfect response. https://t.co/kaFnQ5yxPK

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I am this boy https://t.co/k4FXte0Zg9

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I can report that it tastes quite good.

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I feel like gin and ginger ale would go well together... mostly because they both have the word gin in them.

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Just accidentally took a nap cuz I was reading a super long article by the NYT, about gang violence in El Salvador, and fell asleep half way thru... does this mean I’m officially old?

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

@FukeLernandez I'd just like to point out that those are my shoes... 😁

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I swear this license plate said "wang888"

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Well obviously an infinitesimally small amount but not enough to matter. Think of better questions, nerd.

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

To take that to the next level... why is the word word a word?

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

"What should I make for dinner?"
*is too lazy*
Here come the pizza rolls.

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I can't tell you how many times I get worried I don't have the keys to my apartment after driving my car...

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Can we talk about the fact that part of my daily routine has become petting a cat in a sink?

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Okay... this is so cute it broke me... https://t.co/cS5xnB90za

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Interviewer: "So what first got you into modeling?"
Gus: "I'd have to credit my owners. They… https://t.co/fZUiZEkuJX

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

Sometimes I have symmetrical sleep cycles, how bout you?

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

I just realized that Matt Ryan and Brian Matusz look almost identical...

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

@lilgribben and now I'm home 👨🏼‍🚀

[David Gribben @lilgribben]

First day of work here I come!..

[Governor Mike Pence @GovPenceIN]

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

if you are sad here is a collection of images of mascots becoming perilously wedged in doors