hungry hungry hippo

dumbfuck with a dump truck • they/he

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@chaoticcatpics

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@rooost0r it’s me i’m falling

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma it’s a valid question :(

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma i just want you to know that i found this by looking through the qrts and i was going to send it to u before i realized u were the one that tweeted it

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

the king of kharbranth

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma okay listen up buddy

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

there is no group of people that needs a slur more. please i am so serious

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

bring this back

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

"send nudes?"
"nudes?"
"nudes maam?"
*sends sensual back-lit greyscale tasteful bathroom mirror nude*
"like this but u"

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’ve never been in the right headspace to receive information

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma ur playing 4D chess

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

who's dick has bobby flay been sucking for the past 60 years to keep beat Bobby flay on air

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

Pisces don't even fucking think about it

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

he got tboy swag fr fr

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma layers

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma this took me a solid 10 seconds

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

did a colossal fuckup at work. truly so dumb and stupid and bad and now i would like to die but i have 4 hours left on this shift 🤪✌🏼😚

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

me ranting to people who couldn't care less about the stat distribution of shuckle and having my bf back me up by googling graphs. what could this be but love?

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

if I threw a giant blowout birthday party for my cat would u all come

[hungry hungry hippo @lilguyfatass]

@ActinideChroma this is a really good tweet. some of your best work

[Autodidactic Clownery @ActinideChroma]

my kens job is Clean. he comes with a silly little clean outfit and accessories. he's so proud of Clean. if he puts his gloves on not clean he cries