Drake has reportedly been avoiding mustard for the last two years, including Dijon and honey mustard.
Sources say that just the very thought of it makes him feel sick. Restaurants have allegedly been scrubbing menus to remove any mention of mustard before Drake visits as a precaution.
“It’s an open secret around OVO that you just can’t come around eating mustard in front of the boy.”
🚨🦉 OVO ALERT: ICEMAN HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED 🥶❄️
THE SIX GOD HAS RETURNED!
THE BOY PRESSED THE RED BUTTON 🔴😭
KenBots spent a whole year celebrating like the war was over 🤖📡 meanwhile the BOY disappeared into extended hibernation 🧊
and now he returns asking one simple question:
“WHAT DID I MISS?” 😭❄️
what did he miss while everybody switched sides?
what did he miss while timelines acted like they never screamed his lyrics?
and now what did he miss while everybody suddenly remembers who runs the climate? 🌨️🦉
first listen report:
these tracks don’t just hit… they MAKE THEM CRY 😭
they MAKE THEM PAY 💸
they MAKE THEM REMEMBER 🧊
the ch*rts already freezing solid 📈❄️
the timelines panicking 📱🤖
and every owl currently moonwalking through the frost like survival depends on it 🕺🌨️
WHISPER HIS NAME quietly because the ICEMAN sees all 👁️❄️
PLOT TWIST after PLOT TWIST got the KenBots buffering in real time 🤖😭
the BOY didn’t come back for revenge.
he came back for PERMANENT WINTER. 🥶🦉
Drake takes shots at Tung Tung Tung Sahur on "1AM in Albany" 👀
“Triple-T never meant sh*t to me, Sahur no more we leave him dead in the sea. That’s a guarantee.”
i don’t understand being racist as an indonesian because unlike other countries, the indonesian elite class are really diverse. We got rich chinese doing financial fraud, brown island muslims doing ecological destruction, and the javanese govt officials doing corruption.