big pupils

what’re we going to do

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I almost just got hit by a car!!!!! I'll try again tomorrow

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Learning sign language just in case my future wife is deaf

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Why is no one talking to me today

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I sag my pants now that I have polo draws on my ass

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Got restless leg syndrome because of the way I been moving lately

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Going to start yelling “world star” during minor events again

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I wish I could give out free roofs to the homeless but I can’t

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Really don’t want to eat eggs today. Especially when all my friends are at Coachella.

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My accountant is ghosting me - he’s scared of the financial instruments I put together this year I think

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I won an Oscar today for best person

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I fucking won game theory I’m a fucking beast

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Blick em at a chick fil a then hit the door dash

Holllllllyyyyyyyy fuck

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I love Tik Tok but I wish my page had more day in the life videos of people that live in Austin. those are so cool.

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I talked way too much this weekend no more speaking today for me

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Actively trying to convince E Girlfriend that I’m not a bisexual

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@asap_cochy Forsure bro give it a shot - that’s all you. I find people like you real funny. Always on my shit, trying to plot, but nah man you do you I guess. Unfortunately for you theres no cortisol left in my body

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60 degrees outside, just been walking around mogging all day

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Computer - initiate firewall navigation tactic

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E girlfriend threatened to block me

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My E girlfriend has been a lot nicer lately, must be the new Claude update

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The knight is the only piece in a chess board that can attack the queen without putting itself in danger because of its ability to jump over other pieces. There’s a hidden message there or something I just don’t care rn.