jojo siwa’s rogue tampon

⛰ Lil Highker blazes her own trail 🍁

[Patches @senator_gun]

coworkers be like “reacted with thumbs-up::skin-tone-2”

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Let me make sure I don't look too high

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

i hate when you schedule an uber and they arrive 10 minutes early and the app is like HES HERE GO GO GO UR GONNA BE LATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HES HERE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

love island ending feels like daylights saving where u finally get an extra hour of ur day back omg

[erika @yeeeerika]

every watermelon purchase is an act of radical optimism

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[jojo siwa’s rogue tampon @Lilhighker]

@Cunty_Temi @Aripinkbarb Girl have you not seen other seasons…..half the couples that make it to the finale do this lmao. He thinks he’s recreating the Serena/Kordell storyline he’s just doing a shit job at

[jojo siwa’s rogue tampon @Lilhighker]

@Miss_Goldini @b8nrad Mf can barely formulate a sentence without a mispronunciation

[jojo siwa’s rogue tampon @Lilhighker]

@Miss_Goldini @b8nrad Bitch WHERE