Lil Hooley

Sleepwalking Professional

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

@anamarie_tweets Are you sure about this?

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

Also just a psa, be nice to your service people, we're trying our best especially during the holiday season.

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

Shout out to the customer who told me I made her day just because I was nice to her. She doesn't know it but I needed to hear that more than anything today.

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

The opening scenes in Tarzan did not need to go that hard, but I'm grateful they did

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

I was SO wrong

[allison @StarksAllison]

it just hit me that 5 years ago i was in high school and they were asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and i want you all to know i was very wrong

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

Hi, my name is Rod and I like to party

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

My brother drew a meme... I wasn't ready

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

@anamarie_tweets I've never seen something so accurate in my entire life

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

You ever see your side profile and just gag because.... yikes

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

To have as much confidence in myself as my dad has in me is my ultimate goal

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

@anamarie_tweets That pasta you made last time LETS GOOOO

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

You can say what you want about having to live at home, but this makes it all worth it

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

Rough morning??? Listen to the Shrek soundtrack while getting ready

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

My last brain cell fighting off my depression

[drew @hydratedangel]

my last braincell bringing me a toxic memory to obsess over while i’m trying to fall asleep https://t.co/l5vfEyJY0L

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

Sometimes I just really miss Robin Williams

[Alfie Deyes @AlfieDeyes]

Sometimes I need to sit down by myself and watch a 30 minute Vine compilation. Right now is that very time

[Lil Hooley @lilhool]

This is the kind of love I need

[with ali @bookswithali]

Bryan, who doesn't even like harry potter, made me a Hedwig cake FROM SCRATCH for my birthday as a surprise 😍 😭