Linki Lillian Steyn

Runs on solar energy, intricate math, good coffee and blaring tunes. Is most likely to be found crocheting flowers at this very moment.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

All those years of experience gained in the-art-of-the-full-body-wetwipe-cleanse at #Oppikoppi are really paying off in a big way when taking toddlers on a road trip. #whodathunk

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

In the process of relocating. Just reached level prepared-cheese-sauce-with-a-pair-of-tongs-because-everything-else-has-been-packed-up. Is this sufficient to qualify for the next #masterchef finals? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

My 2-year old daughter woke up this morning and shouted “DONUTS!”, teaching me my first lesson for 2021 in setting achievable goals for the new year. #onedown

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Lockdown: A continuous cycle of having a week where you wash your face twice a day and feel on top of the world, followed by a week where you fall asleep in your jeans and you feel on top of nothing. Nothing at all.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

I get that toddlers look cute in light colors. But you know what will be even cuter? Not having to redress them every two hours because they are wearing black and all the mess is hidden. #justsaying

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

“We’re doing this to save the people”, I mumble while opening yet another Easter egg. #flatteningthecurve #notflatteningthecurvesthough

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Corona Virus Lockdown: A process of continually walking to and from the dishwasher, until you get to go to bed. Every single day.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Frightened the hiccups out of both my kids in the last 24 hours. When are the auditions for #TheJoker sequel?

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

30’s. When the connections you make can last for the rest of your life. Like the one with Backpain. For the rest of your life. #orsoitfeels

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Me today: Watches Incredibles 2
Me tomorrow: Legally goes to change newborn daughter’s name to Jack-Jack. #itsuncanny

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Me: Get into the #DowntonAbbey game very late. Gets to season 5, then watches #BohemianRhapsody. Never ever wants to see Tom Branson again but also wants to finish watching the series. Rock - Me - Hard Place.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Couldn’t stop grinning all the way to #BohemianRhapsody, couldn’t stop crying all the way back home. I was not ready for this. You shook my heart.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Got one newborn and one toddler down to take an afternoon nap at the same time. It took 4 hours, all the patience I have and bribes that I definitely can not cash out - totally worth it though. #andimspent

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Baby: Smiles and coo’s at me for 2 minutes.
Me: Look! She recognizes me and this is how she shows that she loves me!
Baby: Turns around and smiles and coo’s at the wall for 30 minutes.
#wishfulthinking #kidseh

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

@CityTshwane Water leaking into Alsatian road in Garsfontein

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

@CityTshwane @CityTshwane any update on this?

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

@CityTshwane Power out at main switch - fault isolated to 2 units in our complex only. Please help urgently.

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

1 Session of nebulising an unwilling toddler takes exactly as long as sharing 1 bowl of @WOOLWORTHS_SA sago pudding with that same toddler #incaseanyonewondered #lifehack #yourewelcome

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

Lekker verjaar @zarsg, dis min mense wat kan spog daarmee dat hulle jou kan laat uit sien na verkeer. Julle is sulke mense. #opnog80 #80jaar

[Linki Lillian Steyn @lilinki]

@CityTshwane Garsfontein