Jordan Smith

lover of chocolate milk and Jesus Christ

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

I wonder if dogs think human breath stinks....

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

What if we found out that God's big plan for our lives is that we wouldn't spend so much of our time trying to figure out a big plan for our lives? Perhaps He just wants us to love Him and love each other. #EverybodyAlways

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Had 5 tubes of blood drawn this morning followed by a cup of coffee so the only thing in my body right now is caffeine 😊😊😊😊😊

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

I will not make the mistake of not using the seat cushion in cycling ever again 😭😭

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Being an introvert and having a social life is hard.

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Taking baby steps toward achieving BIG goals!!!!! 😍😍

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Legs are jello. Palms are sweaty. Heart is racing. It's physics final time. 💪🏻🤓

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

What's it like being done with finals? Asking for a friend.

[Haley LaFemina @haleyla47]

just a friendly finals week reminder that your gpa doesn’t define you and you’re still a good person if you get a bad grade 💕

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Mom to me: "you've had a lot of experience with failure"
🙃🙃🙃

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

I left everything I need for the next two weeks at home so that's good 🙃🙄

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Taking me to home depot is like taking a kid to the candy store 😍😍

[Hailey Porth @hpizzle_]

things I'm upset about... One Tree Hill not being on Netflix.

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

I had every intention to pay attention in physics this semester. But here I am. In physics. On twitter. Not paying attention. 🙄

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Apparently guys need to take a course on how to not sexually assault women. Maybe colleges should start making it a mandatory course?

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

Don't mess with me or my momma will come after you. 👊🏻

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

*applying for a job
Me: I'm hard working and willing to learn, so you should hire me.

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

It's a miracle I haven't dropped out of school

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

When you use https://t.co/ojMIoVd2YZ for homework help but still can't figure it out 🙃

[Jordan Smith @liljaysmith08]

MY HEART IS EXPLODING!!!!!!! It needs to be Sunday right now 😍😍