Liljsho🖤🌼

I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy- T.Swift

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

•every female secretly thinks•

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

@melissa_taylor7 @Bodegacats_ The passion!

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

I don’t have to look frantically for my badge in the morning because I am officially #unemployed

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

@melissa_taylor7 does this strike to the core?!

[Yuri @YuriXBT]

i’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you.. 😭

[pihuu @swiftiesthetic_]

taylor swift's best album ?

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

lot of top tier vaccine scientists going to have a tough time with their independent research now that facebook is down

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Group projects: could you think of anything more worthless?

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Working full time and getting your masters is mostly different from undergrad because you don’t worry if your card will clear at the bar.

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Mental stability check: just spilt my green beans all over my couch and broke down in tears 😭

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

@morieplease Vining for and with you! Get it!!

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

It’s always “I drunkenly went online shopping” never “I drunkenly paid my rent early”

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Period farts should be captured as modern warfare.

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

What’s up with a woman carrying a child for 9 months and giving it the dads last name STRAIGHT WACK #itswild

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

@jshow537 @Viotch Wedding hairstyle ?? 😂

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@JaketheCake0 @Mooremans83 Least it’s not a toilet @Sharkbait1551

[Pringles @Pringles]

Once this season’s over, @pringle_byron will have a lot more time on his hands.

Promise to a Pringle: if this post gets over 10K RTs, we'll give Byron a year’s worth of #Pringles to distract himself with.

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

“If you date me, you date my best friend”
Trueeee but if you date me, you date my cats.. it’s a package deal, I’ve never slept with someone else so consistently 😂😂😂

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Unless you’re in Oregon 😂

[Jackie 🦂 @Jackieeeee_13]

Am i the only one who doesn’t look at gas prices 🙃 i mean regardless you have to pump gas soo?

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

Moving away from your small town is great and all until you haven’t seen your best friend in 7 months 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Liljsho🖤🌼 @liljshow]

I’ve gotten a sewing machine, hand lettering guide, 100 new pens and more craft supplies.. 2021 is about to be CRAFTASTIC