Kermit Thee Frog

Recovering attention addict

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Honestly I love that I have like 10 friends on Twitter and we all kind of shout into the void and get 0-5 likes per tweet and just vibe 😎😎😎

[tori @torisbillie]

don’t have to guess the colour of your underwear

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Have Miss Susie and Miss Mary Mack ever explored each other’s bodies?

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

That’s a wrap thank u to my fans

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

May we all be lucky enough to have a gen z roommate who does our hair for pride

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

“I got my lobotomy at Claire’s” and “I’m just a little guy” are the new “I did a thing” and “doggo,” sorry I don’t make the rules

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

:) :) at Mk.gee tn

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Who HASN’T broken their veganism bc their boyfriend’s lifelong best friend’s mom asked them to do an Irish Car Bomb though????

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

5mg deep and I’m really out hear trying to speak to the mf architect

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Animals make me believe in god if that makes sense

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Like how could such stunning specimens exist otherwise?1

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Dads have one job and one job only and that is to eat the burnt pancake

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

On my might-get-fired-the-day-before-my-birthday type beat 😎😎😎

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Cannot emphasize how glad I am to have a roommate who is a “singer” who is genuinely A Singer like I genuinely want her to sing MORE than she does how wild is that

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Miss Piggy

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Showed a straight man “Angela Bassett did the thing” for the first time a few days ago

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Being earnest when I say I deadass had the best new years and I am being so fr rn

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

To Kung Fu Panda, Thanks for Everything, Julie & Julia

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

Love being with my family for Christmas bc I just told them I was “Queening out with some onions” in the kitchen while cooking dinner and none of them knew what I meant but also did not question it. 💗

[Kermit Thee Frog @LilKridda]

@HotShrekFan

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Just as i always expected; coke is not that bad for you