Lila

back again guys, gals and nb pals

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Say her name. #BreonnaTaylor

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

if the money allotted to police was put into communities for things like mental health care, housing, education, etc.

maybe

juuuust maybeeee

the need for police would greatly decrease

[GOLDSANDS @goldsandsmusic]

Lockdown is beginning to drive us crazy, and here’s your evidence 😝 #miitheme

[Lila @lillaology]

@andlikelaura @kieransofar the routine is telling yourself every day to set a routine

[Kieran @kieransofar]

wife: can you pass me the salt?

me: huh?

wife: I need the salt

me: the what?

wife: [sighing] the ocean cocaine

[Lila @lillaology]

‘oh my bears are back’ — @divvstr

[Lila @lillaology]

‘i feel like hewwo is better bc it takes the Hell out of hello’— cassie 2020

[Lydia Hill🍃 @lydiakahill]

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Things you can do while social distancing:

- Self-reflect
- Keep a journal
- Study the wallpaper
- Creep around
- Inch ever closer to madness due to the oppressive nature of 19th-century gender roles

[James @CaucasianJames]

how do i become one of those people that go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6? does it require some sort of surgery

[A. @yagirlayri]

Quarantine & Overthinkers don’t mix 💀

[⭕️Faerie ❤️ @LiquidFaerie]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
https://t.co/Xm1Mou497o

[James @CaucasianJames]

is corona even in canada? why haven’t i heard about any cases in canada? canada is real right?

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

what’s the female equivalent of J names?

[christofer drew funko pop @ChrisMustard]

Dear Maria,

I am writing to let you know that I’ve got your picture, but unfortunately due to the quarantine I will not be coming with you and will not be able to count you in.

My deepest condolences during this trying time

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

before during
quarantine quarantine
🤝
i have had 14 bowls of cereal today

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“i can’t go because of coronavirus”
- whiny
- boring
- weak

“i’ve sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands”
- heroic, valiant
- they will assume you have a sword
- impossible to check if you really have a sword because of coronavirus