Mark Lausier

Enjoying the little things in life.

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

I'm raising money for Firefighter Loses His House to Flames. Click to Donate: https://t.co/fBT7hCY2Nc via @gofundme

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

Ive seen a rich man beg
Ive seen a good man sin
Ive seen a tough man cry
Ive seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie

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No matter how good of a person you are, you will never be good enough for someone who is “not ready” for you.

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@GregHillWAAF the closet living thing to a dinosaur is a great white shark they are living dinosaurs

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@ReaKrystine stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first u dont succeed, fuck this shit and smoke some weed

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

#mindfucked

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

And if I wrote you a love song and sang it to you everyday

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@ReaKrystine that's not very nice I try very hard to keep my feminine figure

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@Country1025WKLB I try to call everyday and never get through I get so frustrated I feel like I'm doing something wrong

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@ReaKrystine come to east bumfuck and visit me at work

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@GregHillWAAF I'm a plumber and to comment on yesterday's show about peeing in the shower the acid in your pee will clear your drain

[Robert Serino III @rserino7]

@rsullivan1710 sick dude

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@juliastati I know it's been too long! When you get back we'll party like its 1999

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@juliastati can we party when you get back?!?!

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@juliastati that's the only way to do it, otherwise you get way to excited and then time doesn't go by as quick

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

Everybody knows that we're the party brigade
And we don't stop drinking until our memories fade

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

@Rachel_Brenner that some type of racial slur that only Jewish people understand? The brown bread? What's wrong with white bread rach?

[Mark Lausier @lillaus5]

I want the bruins game, a beer and a cigarette and I don't wanna discuss a damn thing else until that becomes reality