Sabry

dead inside but still horny

[𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎 🌴🌺(🇫🇷) @lili_island]

Pour Olisé, il prend un carton jaune alors que c’est le Paraguayen qui simule. Vous avez vu un appel de la VAR pour revenir sur cette erreur d’arbitrage et la simulation ?!?! Et la FIFA refuse ensuite notre réclamation ? Franchement, la FIFA me dégoûte de ce sport. #ARGSUI

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

The official referee consultant just said on the US broadcast:

“It’s legally correct but it’s against the spirit of the game and it’s not what the rule was written with in mind”

What are we even doing

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

As a German this sounds weird but I lowkey fuck with this France team there‘s nothing you can hate about these guys. Humble, likeable players & coach. They play unbelievable football. I wouldn‘t mind at all if they win the World Cup.

[Noct 🐉 @Noct_AA]

C'est 11 Suisses contre 11 fils de putes

[Nicholas Charriere @nichochar]

how long after sex is it appropriate to open claude?

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

I’m crying they gave Neymar a make a wish penalty

[ratpace @ratpace]

Mais le Paraguay, ils sont au courant qu'on a la bombe nucléaire ou pas ?

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇫🇷🇨🇭⚽️🎙️ FLASH | Le coup de gueule du consultant suisse de la RTS Pablo Iglesias après le match entre la France et le Paraguay : « Les Paraguayens n'avaient rien à faire en Coupe du monde (...) C'est de l'anti-football. »

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Dr Sergio Coma @sergio_coma]

J'espère un jour qu'il y aura un procès de Nuremberg pour juger les Paraguayens

[Actu Foutre @ActuFoutreOff]

💣🚨 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗬 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗘́𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘́ 𝗗𝗘 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘 👏

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Belgique Sénégal :

- Le Sénégal mène 2-0 a la 85'.
- La Belgique égalise a la 88'.
- Trossard et Tielemans s'insultent.
- Ils sont ensuite passeur et buteur l'un pour l'autre.
- Penaltie pour la Belgique a la 126'.
- Un nain est entré sur le terrain.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

- Senegal was up 2-0
- They choked the lead in the last 5 minutes
- Belgium tied it up
- Belgium scored a penalty at the 120th minute to go up 3-2
- 131 minutes of football was played

[fejau @fejau_inc]

im sorry what did you call them

[Keilthar @Keilthar]

L'ingénieur en moi trouve ça génial.
L'informaticien en moi trouve ça grave.

[Owen Lewis @is_OwenLewis]

Elon Musk and the head of NASA agreeing that antimatter propulsion is the ultimate way to reach the stars.

We're in the best timeline folks.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Yeah. Just imagine.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The richest guy on Earth SHOULD be the guy making cutting edge cars and rockets instead of dudes who sell purses and perfumes or dudes who run investment firms or dudes who made Facebook.

[𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @clkmotsmlvlle]

“hydration break” just as Morocco scored and have all the momentum on their side. genuinely the worst thing this World Cup has introduced man