leashy

girls just wanna have serotonin™

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

I would like to formally apologize to my boss for being wildly unproductive the last two days after Taylor Swift tipping my insides out

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens

[emily @emilyxinfinity]

Ohhhhh my god u hate hearing about taylor swift? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite kim kardashian

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

personally I think the unwavering ride or die support I’ve shown Taylor Swift over the past 17 years warrants her paying off my student loans

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

@rinowski_ Ideally never that’s their job

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

Taylor literally wrote a song about joes head game u cannot tell me this is real

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

WAITING FOR AN AFTERGLOW MOMENT ?????!!!!!!

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

like I know this is dramatic but how am I supposed to believe in love anymore

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🚨| Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up, @People confirms.

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

@jnbaruch Are u ok?

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

my 2 month old nephew dances exclusively to Taylor Swift and Teenage Dirtbag and I’ve never felt closer to him

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

If I could don’t u think I would stop by now ??????

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

just witnessed a paradox event: the ladies in the nail salon told me my eyebrows look good

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

me: so hungry I’m withering away
my Uber eats guy: on a bike in the rain with 2 stops on the way

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

why do the fish have to be swedish

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

girls and gays across maryland are excited to get fucked by Joe Burrow tonight

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

@emilykeran I am just as shocked as u are

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

I JUST WON TICKETS (!!!)

ON THE RADIO (???)

TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT (!!!)

[leashy @lilleeshyy]

FUCK U @Ticketmaster get REK’D

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

Pretending I don’t care about the eras tour presale code so it shows up in my email faster https://t.co/QBI6qx3TBZ