Ørjan M. Lillevik

Sarcastic JVM enthusiast.

[Ørjan M. Lillevik @lillevik]

Sonos commercial advocating increased littering to make more money.

[Johannes Brodwall @jhannes]

We’re not good enough – and that’s okay (Norwegian) https://t.co/NCuUKLkBAx

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

“[Programming is] just like planning a dinner. You have to plan ahead and schedule everything so that it’s ready when you need it… Women are naturals at computer programming.” - Grace Hopper

[Andreas Schilling (@styx-hcr.bsky.social) @styx_hcr]

Where I want to write software documentation:
1. In AsciiDoc files within the repository
2. In Markdown files within the repository
3. In Word documents within the repository
...
4711. In a cursed book kept by a horde of Orcs and Goblins
4712. In a Wiki

[Anine Kierulf @anineki]

Også det rare som sies om ytringsfrihet i dag, er vernet av ytringsfriheten. Men for ordens skyld:
1. Ytringsfrihet gir deg ikke krav på å få gjennomslag.
2. Motbør mot meningsinnhold og virkemidler er ikke knebling. Det er andres bruk av den samme ytringsfriheten som du har.

[javaBin @javaBin]

We are happy to host you here in Oslo, @venkat_s! We are also broadcasting this session to other regional groups of #javaBin. ☺ https://t.co/46Xr7eHXO2

[Christin Gorman @ChristinGorman]

Nav har fått 1.3 mrd til å lage en "gjenbrukbar vedtaksmodul"
Det slår meg som en dårlig idé:
https://t.co/pXBPsjIXWx
Kommentarer fra Nav?

[Arild Strømhylden | arild.bsky.social @stromhylden]

Hvis de påstandene som kommer frem om den tekniske løsningen for norske valg i denne tråden er riktig, er det uakseptabelt. @valgiNorge ? https://t.co/uuBR2DU939

[@[email protected] @throndsen]

Vi bør gjøre det samme. https://t.co/6tkGKx6cJm

[The Intercept @theintercept]

Obama could have been like Truman or Carter, but instead chose to be like Bush and Clinton. https://t.co/OwZuZCmWeB

[Lær Kidsa Koding! @kidsakoder]

Gratulerer så mye til redaksjonen i #nrkflippklipp med prisen Årets innovasjon for Hele Norge Bygger!! https://t.co/dgWcULDbht

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

[Lær Kidsa Koding! @kidsakoder]

Godt nytt år. Og RT hvis du vil Lære Kidsa Koding i 2017!

[Christin Gorman @ChristinGorman]

Finally got round to reading this. You should too. On how we might not have to worry so much about superintelligence
https://t.co/hxP8nYBWmX

[Ørjan M. Lillevik @lillevik]

"Lumos" I said to my new friend Google assistant. "Blue balls" my friend answered with graphics to boot.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

By @geekandpoke

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Why the hell would you backport fixes to an old Chromium build.
It's a freaking browser, just update it you 1990's troglodyte.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications." - David Parnas

[Ørjan M. Lillevik @lillevik]

@digipost_no messer om at samfunnet kan spare penger ved å gi dem penger fremfor å bruke Altinn gratis. #pengeridass https://t.co/sAKFBDp1HM

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

Edward Snowden stood up for your human rights. Now it's time to stand up for him. Tell @POTUS to #PardonSnowden: https://t.co/Eli0qSXyou