Lills

"she's so pretty, yet she has that snort"

[Lills @LillianD83]

I love my girlfriend!!!!!!

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Lills @LillianD83]

“We’re chittin’, chattin’ and chowing down” - Avery

[Lills @LillianD83]

Tag yourself I’m the gay cousin at the wedding

[Lills @LillianD83]

Did yall know staples sells toilet paper???

[ash ❤︎ @mybugfarm]

me

[Lills @LillianD83]

The Joshua Sloan preshow playlist is giving me whiplash

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

June 1st - June 30th

[Lills @LillianD83]

Happy pride month! Everyone owes me $10!

[Lills @LillianD83]

My mom: *talking to my gf and I* “now, I don’t know which way y’all lean politically, but-“
Me: “well, we’re lesbians who enjoy having rights so. There’s your answer”

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

They no longer make this flavor because the majority of red bull drinkers aren’t allowed grapefruit

[Lills @LillianD83]

Bartender to my father “your daughter was very mean to me”
Mark: “yeah that’s why I didn’t introduce you, that’s just how she is”

[Lills @LillianD83]

@movementsCA has a nasty habit of dropping merch the day I get paid…. Kiss my paycheck goodbye

[Lills @LillianD83]

“Either hit each other or make out idk what else we’re here for”
-heard behind us at a hockey game

[Lills @LillianD83]

Caught myself missing Augusta today..,,,,, weird as hell

[thomas @wyadesire]

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

[sayvon @sayvhonesty]

“I think a lot about when you made my ex cry at lunch” -@LillianD83

[Lills @LillianD83]

“People don’t know how to kill themselves anymore”