Megan Dodd

I tweet funny things drunk people say,mostly including friends, and whatever I want

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

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This summer is starting to feel like I should cut all my hair off, have this baby, and move away to a deserted island with my little family

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Pregnancy is cool and all. However, I miss being drunk and skinny

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North west lip syncing to bubblegum bitch by marina, wearing a black grill, was not on my bingo card

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@LillianD83 We miss you toooooo

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There really is no cure for Bieber fever. They tried to tell me.

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The way that 2013 belieber inside me has risen from the dead

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Beating a dead horse at this point but I’m Actually willing to riot over @Starbucks new chai

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@Starbucks the new chai is trash and I am outrageously disappointed

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@jakepaul I’m so glad someone broke your jaw

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

This photo has 17 Grammys and a whole lotta hate for Donald Trump.

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Justin Bieber is BACK and I fear the belieber in me has awoken with a vengeance

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Because you don’t deserve a nice place to sleep

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Hey @HiltonHotels — why did your team in Minneapolis cancel our federal law enforcement officer and agents' reservations?

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@ICEgov @HiltonHotels They literally said why…

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No wonder my ass so fat

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Just found out I can’t eat my steak medium rare. I’m quitting

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No one talks about how hard it is to be pregnant AND serve cunt

[Rena ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @tdayax_]

He's going to marry this woman. He don't play about her

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Uh oh, it’s feel something by @movementsCA season

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“I have nefarious lesbian moms”