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[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

While googling Fetty Wap age I found myself emotionally moved by his pure glee

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[brooke #ADADAY @bliliejean]

“ai is replacing us” i’d like to see ai go watch the michael movie 7 times

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

if my 10 year old son said he was nervous to go to school i’d give him a xanax and 2 beers

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

i left your father cuz he wasn't posting me on instagram

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

[chrissy @flyonbieber]

dont judge me i’m a new mj fan so what does shamone mean?

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

how it feels to watch euphoria

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

i’m sick to my stomach

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

this is legit how i acted the first time i put in headphones after smoking weed