Ole Saint Bilby

half of that was a laugh, the other half was potato chips | i get panic attacks playing chess | amateur mustache braider

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me: *is a manager and is expected to be an example for employees in the work place*
me:*purposefully clocks out at 4:20*

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Me: why am I so alone
Also me: invests more time and effort in imaginary relationships than in real ones

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To the inventor of the 🚲: thanks for the 🚲 👌#bikelife

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@swinkadinkdink lifetimeline

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I get to see @swinkadinkdink today and am v excited !!

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Biggest regret: never seeing the Jonas Brothers in concert

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@drpepper why you gotta make changing out your syrup so difficult

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"I'm gonna get carpal tunnel from throwing imaginary PokeBalls." -some guy at the #PokemonGO hotspot on campus

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Finding out I'm in range of a Pokestop while at work is probably the best thing to happen to me all week #PokemonGO

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@swinkadinkdink I guess I should have read the whole tweet 🙃

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@swinkadinkdink I only favorited it because of the use of my favorite emoji. didn't even read the rest of the tweet 🙃

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@swinkadinkdink as it should be for a very very long time

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@queenmxgee I think it fits

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I know I'm about to get some hot goss 🐸☕️

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Me:I want this specific shoe
Shoe guy:here's a few options none of which u asked for but I think u'll really like them
Me:*hates them all*

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@queenmxgee

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My hand is currently stuck in a fence but it was to pet a dog so it's worth it

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Today I added "mustache braiding" to the list of skills I didn't realize I had

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a customer used their mouth to take the cap off MY pen...what kind of barbarian puts their mouth on someone else's pen.

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@swinkadinkdink @erinlynne_ right on