cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting
it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself
Women who run with the wolves’ generational impact needs to be studied. It’s like a feminine bible, with ancient stories and myths of women connecting to their inner nature and living freely.
I probably recommend or am recommended this book 2x/week. Its reach is unbelievable.
pregnancy dreams be like
2am: epic tale where a witch steals my baby, i'm enslaved to her for a decade, my sons ultimately grow to be blood rivals
3am: the costco food court has begun offering banana splits
4am: i am faced with the impossible task of breastfeeding a toucan