Krista Holder

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

In 2026,

BE BORING.

- Wake up early.
- Go for a walk.
- Get sunlight.
- Lift weights.
- Eat healthy.
- Limit alcohol.
- Cook at home.
- Love your family.

You see that low-key boring life? It will save you from a lot of things.

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

@MerriamWebster SSDD

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

“Kendrick made white conservatives mad” ok but so did teletubbies. it’s not hard

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[mimi @mariasrainer]

anyways

[Jaclyn, of liking Barriss fame @Jbandos]

Cars shouldn’t have touch screens they should have buttons and dials

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

@JosephBottum If he didn’t write that book, then who did?! 😄

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

Thankful for the heroic police officers who defended the Capitol against a violent mob on January 6, 2021.

We will never forget your sacrifice or let others whitewash the lawlessness and treachery of that day.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Four years ago, violent insurrectionists attacked the Capitol, threatened the lives of elected officials, and assaulted brave law enforcement officers.

We cannot forget.

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

Wish I could follow the #GoldenGlobes here but 80% of the tweets when I click on it are in a language I don’t speak!!😡

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are nouns when you stress the first syllable but verbs when you stress the second.

"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Fact check: TRUE✅

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

@puresouls777 When my coworker said he’d never flown commercial until his honeymoon. Up to that, all his family’s planes.

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

Y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical… special… one of a kind

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

@goodreads I would take a little trip to Nags Head and see the Outer Banks. It would be better in the summer though.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“reading fiction is dissociation—” no. stop pathologizing benign behavior, stop shaming things that are objectively good. you grew up reading because you enjoyed it, because it gave you pleasure. your life was enriched in every way by the books that you read.

[Krista Holder @lillikangaroo]

@KChenoweth Honestly love this look! And the Heart cover in this episode.

[amy from wisconsin @amyy_claire]

too poor for ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. is there a secret third option

[abby @abby4thepeople]

It's so cool how everything from prescription drugs to McDonald's to frozen waffles is contaminated now. It's almost like government regulations were the only thing keeping manufacturers from cutting costs and poisoning us.

[Catherine McNiel ☕📚🌱 @CatherineMcNiel]

The only "Christian Voters Guide" I've ever found helpful. Or Christian.