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[garshmo @garshmo]

I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday

[َ @4NGELWING]

can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this

[Howling Moetant 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[like she created the fucking rainbow🌈 @Rocioceja_]

If I was Tom Holland I would ask her to perform this for me every morning to start off my day

[C @C111010]

My hoe not going. she fears the unknown and craves stability and routine

[mau @rllydu]

texting everyone i know “happy early birthday” on january 1st #GettingThatOverWith

[jainormis @jainormis]

i get so gay off that tzatziki

[g @34rths]

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

I just had an out of office experience

[bohr @historyman66]

“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity

[????? @_IAmGOAT]

no one is coming to save you but there are probably people coming to help you and that rocks. embrace it

[Mentally Lightskin🇵🇸 @WavyGamer18]

megan twerk the same way preacher boy was singing in sinners that made him time travel

[sev @t0rmentedd]

Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i'm going to have a baby and i'm going to vaccinate the fuck out of it and send it to public school

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

when the weekend has binge drinking and friendship

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up