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@dieworkwear one theory i have for the 'macho men wear too-tight clothes' is that they never want to be mistaken for being fat because that has such a negative connotation in modern body-politics parlance. The irony being that the tight clothes end up making them look smol. Thoughts on that?

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@Jack_Frodo we are old, *and* it is amazing

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@bobzuercher oh my gosh, that is so beautiful!

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@lexwrecks Any timeline on reopening?

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@bobzuercher based on vibes, this is so rock and roll. Good luck with the new roof :)

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@pblest I think the classical term would be "false consciousness"

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@TheSixthSola @buffalopigskin @KingOfPhinland Yea, me too :) People getting big mad about a dude being a weirdo is huge lol from me

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@bobzuercher oooh! I really liked the other ones, but this one is *different* 😍

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@LegionHoops He's doing a protracted version of the "awakening of conscience" that he might have done in just a few years as a typical college kid. Pointing out valid wrongs in the world as if recognizing them is itself a moral act. I feel for him in some ways, but also...barf.

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@bobzuercher front end looks like a startled little bookworm :)

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@Panterrible1 "the manager doesn't know what's going on. haven't you ever worked anywhere before?" 10/10

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One of the most useful and endearing skills for a bureaucrat is understanding that NOBODY cares about your paperwork. They may have to do it, but they do not care.

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Trevor Lawrence looks like a Neanderthal yoga MILF

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We don't talk about the exact thing I am thinking about in this moment enough.

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Dear Abby,
Mommy doesn't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy. Is it my responsibility to tell her?
--Hot, Worried Daddy

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liberal arts education does not turn you gay, but it does get you jarringly large amounts of ass (especially in your 20s) and that's why conservatives hate it. Gay/straight/other kinds of ass depending on what you're going for, but the result is the same. 🍑

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@grittyrebootSA Didn't you lock the stall?

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@ETMoeller yes, totally! it's pretty staggering how popular it is--much more than i once thought. i don't even know that it being dumb is a bad thing, but it feels kinda surreal watching it sometimes. :)

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i actively follow the NFL via youtube highlights the day after games every week. Every week probs 1-2 hours of interest in the sport. American football has to be the dumbest fucking sport to make it out of the "let's invent new sports" period of human history.