Lilly Des Rosiers

rock the boat

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

canceling plans is ok. changing your entire look is ok. chasing an ancient instinct to swim thousands of miles upstream to return to your natal waters just to reproduce once and die so that your carcass can sustain an entire ecosystem is ok. do whatever you need to do to cope.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Dress. Exile.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[All Things Gaga - Fan Account @allgagathings]

@taylorswift13 💜💜💜

[ang ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @folkloreang]

SPEAK NOW THIS WEEK

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Preserves” get off your high horse it’s just fucking jelly

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

all aboard the capybara bus

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Happy and excited to finally announce that I DO sort of look like Lin Manuel Miranda. I’ve spent many long nights thinking about how to finally tell you this, and I think this is the best way. I will be taking no further questions and am looking forward to moving on with my life

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

We will take no slander against our cheesy roll ups.

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 28th February 2023
🐮 Aideen
🏷️ Instagram/thegreenerpasture
💕 #animaloftheday

[Stone Laboratory @stonelab]

Today is #NationalLoveYourPetDay. We love #StoneLabNewton, who is more of a #StoneLab staff member during the summers on Gibraltar Island than he is a pet.

It will not be long now until both Newton and the dog days of summer return to Stone Lab once again!

#BuckeyeLove

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

It's been 10 days since potentially one of the worst environmental disasters in US history happened just an hour away from Cleveland

I figured this would be a national headline by now but the story is still being buried on every major news website

Just unreal

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 9th February 2023
🐮 Libby
🏷️ Instagram/libertyhavenfarm
💕 #animaloftheday

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

moo

[Pitbull @pitbull]

#NewProfilePic

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

one for the books

[Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs]

@tacobell What if Taco Bell stopped ignoring me?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.