wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version)

dog lover • nihilist • tired of everything

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

I’ve hated @AmericanAir since 2020 but I’ve never had such a truly terrible experience as just trying to get home from Roswell. Plane malfunctions are one thing, but unnecessary rudeness and insults from employees while trying to plan out flying is so unnecessary

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

The way I went to bed having heard the entire new TS album and then woke up to a new alhum version with 7 new songs was so undeserved but I am truly so pleased

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Minnie has grown bored of indoor fetch, as it is too calm for her, so now we use two tennis balls and it’s so cute watching her get two at the same time to me, she works so hard

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Today I learned that even like 10 days after a wasp sting you can just develop hives and your joints can all hurt

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Still waiting for the anti-abortion states to also mandate blood donations for everyone, forcibly register every citizen as an organ donor, and make expensive treatments like chemo available to everyone for cheap since they’re so “pro-life”

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Okay Minnie is really happy with my choice

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Someone please stop me from rearranging my furniture AGAIN

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

I accidentally misread the word “takedown” as “Tae Kwon Do” when I saw it flash pretty quick across the screen and you know what? Close enough

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

The only thing I have done at work today is unplug and replug and reset and turn on/off routers and motems and type little fancy coding text per instructions of the out of town IT guy and I’m gonna be so pissed when he comes home and pushes a button and everything magically works

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

My dad coaching me through how to talk to a car salesman over the phone is just. So wild. I’d like to say I feel bad for every car salesman he’s ever dealt with, but I’ve met most of them and so I take notes.

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

This has become tragically untrue since I’ve learned how to braid my hair successfully

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Anyways you will be seeing me in a ponytail for the rest of my life thanks

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Hey, you want to get a dog.
That’s great!
WAIT!
Here are TEN things you may not be ready for, that you need to be ready for, to bring a dog into your life.
🧵 #Dogs

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Love when those dumb tabloid articles clearly show a celebrity going about their day and the article is like “Celebrity models black shirt” like that’s just their outfit bro. Is every outfit someone wears being modeled? Am I modeling an anime shirt right now?

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

@AmyNotSoTan Listen that’s totally normal I felt gutted of my entire personality and existence after finishing capstone/that last semester, now that you’re done you should just take some time to treat yourself and be nice to yourself and maybe celebrate a little!! You deserve it!

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

My mother texted me a meme about how introverts make friends and I can’t tell if it’s directed at herself or me or both of us

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

As a woman in America maybe I just need to move to Spain, that place is sounding cool

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

It is 3 am… and I cannot sleep once again… but I have to be awake and out the door by 7 am…

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

@AmyNotSoTan @samafr3d It wasn’t even available? God they screw so many students every semester with their poor advising

[wordy woman™️ (taylor’s version) @lilly_randall]

Am I being a bad friend or just learning to establish boundaries? The world (and I) may never know