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slob

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@shekeepsmeburn This would scare me genuinely if I was a homophobe

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@ronin21btc Omg lol I forgot that pays based on height

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@elonmusk his tweets are like the two times a month the owner of a restaurant texts in the group chat

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Club line so long you consider the progress you’ve made in your Harry Potter marathon

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@ThePowerOfLard I knew a short Italian man who was a registered sex offender

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@autogynefiles Wait no you missed the step where it was written in a book by Mary shelley

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Thank god I get an email when someone posts a Snapchat story

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Why do my split second non eye contact dirty looks not stop the person across the room from clicking his pen?

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@iambosserthenu This is how I feel abt people who post about burning their art. Like with a picture of the finished piece

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@MustardAhhBlud Not really

[WearThePeace @WearThePeaceCo]

And some of you are still confused?

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@joelluche At my college they did a play in which the snake punished Eve because straight sex was sinful. Also god was Quentin tarentino

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“Wolfgang” is a pretty fucking awesome name

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Only buying white lighters from now on. #manifesting

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Wait, Karl or Groucho?

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@Demon_Realms These are the kind of things I like to say to my 27 year old sister

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@looeycore album has similar qualities to three other albums by the same artist

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@billdifferen if thats thw shake shack shroom burger there is no future needed

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Have you guys heard about this?