jacqueline kennedy onasty

medically diagnosed perfect tits

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

the hardest thing about therapy is that other people are not in therapy

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

I know I feel empathy bc I’m genuinely happy for Zendaya and excited for her future

[sophia @charliyuri]

this makes me laugh so hard every time i watch it 😭

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

Oh god when Tim Gunn dies I’m gonna kill myself oh god pls no take me first

[Jack 🍂 @JackOakLeaf]

Harry Potter HBO Show is the Riyadh Comedy Festival of BAFTA nominees

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

Ok Jon ossoff reminds me of the guy from off campus what’s happening

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

@tavernw3nch This is offensive and honestly nasty work

[tree bark 🇵🇸 @TreeBarkAgain]

anything more to add?

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

sincere is a psychopath

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

dr orna on love island

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

zach being all about being dominated by a hot woman at the beginning of the season and then this episode being like “I hope she doesn’t dominate me” right before the hideaway is crazy work. he wants credit for being attracted to strong women but doesn’t actually want one.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

I love life

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

a straight cis man seeing the devil wears prada 2 without seeing the original feels offensive. violent almost.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

I keep reading kevin o’leary but thinking denis leary and im laughing so hard bc I thought denis leary was building data centers

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[jacqueline kennedy onasty @Lillywillner]

has anyone made a joke about queen latifah but her name is queef latina

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy