Malak🎀

50% sarcastic 50% cursing the other gender

[Ms. High Frowns-a-lot 𓂆 ☪ @aliaamohamedali]

Giving your babygirl a foreign name is very low-class coded.

[mk @handslikevap0r]

this is why psychiatric medication exists

[Paolo! @pcnsnji]

Clicking “Request Access” after telling my boss I’ve been working on the file for 2 weeks.

[Malak🎀 @lilmalaak]

Mabsouta🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Berna❀ @merabtimer28393]

وجه أنس ليش معبر😂😂😂😂😂😂

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

spiderman spoilers with no context

[alexandra. @keepsmilingIwt]

I cannot express how funny it is that Louis Tomlinson is currently listening to stole my heart in the big year of 2026

[✰. @swagoszn_]

A fierce hater of Israel who also happens to be Bree Van de Kamp. she’ll remain iconic forever.

[` @schiz04renic]

from a young age i knew i wanted men to shut the fuck up

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

If anything is abundantly clear, it’s that Argentina didn’t deserve to be in the final and that they progressed as far as they did because they were the beneficiaries of repeated instances of match fixing & FIFA corruption

[k❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

never let americans host anything again

[هاني @AhmadMHany]

السيناريو اللي اتمناه يوم الحد

[Frantz Fanon’s Daughter @DaughterOfEri]

I find it funny that what “god” wants is always what men want lol

[may @StarryRegulux]

"You’re Egyptian you shouldn’t root for England "

me in the middle of the england crowd:

[𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙞 @_Dvli]

J'ai été cap verdien, égyptien, suisse, même anglais et je dois être espagnole maintenant ?

[HelplesslyCurious @Helplessly38523]

I dream of a world in Egypt where motorcyclists ride in fear of fines so brutal they have no choice but to pass it off to their grandchildren.

[Kareem Shaheen @kshaheen]

Was traveling through Charles de Gaulle yesterday and the passport officer saw Egypt as place of birth and launched into a tirade against FIFA and how we were robbed and I was ready to tear up

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Him: she’s probably out cheating

Me:

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

You had a great run Achraf Hakimi. It’s time to go to prison

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful