LilMidget

The bags under my eyes are Gucci

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Yo @NASA if you are so smart could you find where my dad went?

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

When megatron has sex does he use Norton anti virus to avoid an std?

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Having daddy issues is the worst I want someone to beat the shit out of me when they are drunk

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Boneless apples are better than eating ass don’t @ me

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

@ me

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

@4thFromOurStar @elonmusk cop me a spot on mars and I’ll share a blunt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😅 thank goodness it’s not November

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send me hot pics & I’ll be right over 😉

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

** hits blunt **

If people can’t see air, can fish see water?

[QuavoYRN @QuavoStuntin]

F R E E 2 1 S A V A G E

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

@NFL @nflnetwork yo someone check them balls out 10 bucks it’s deflated

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

**hits blunt**

If professor x can move objects with his mind, why can’t he make his legs move? 😭🍿

[LilBabyDoink🍁😈 @LilBabyDoink]

They call me Mc cuz I be lovin, but I still be single asf.. 😂😞

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Boy I’ll knock you out

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Playing fort and eating ass is the best don’t @ me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💩 looks like sentient choc ice cream

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Last night I had a horrible nightmare I thought I left the oven on then I woke up and the house was gone but damn those pizza rolls were good 😔🤞🏼

[LilMidget @LilMidget7]

Yo @elonmusk send me to space so I can 420 rip it with some aliens 👽

[LilBabyDoink🍁😈 @LilBabyDoink]

Yo @elonmusk you should help to guys make a dream come true, we’re tryna go to outer space! 🚀☄️