pet and plant princess

my personality traits are owning a cat and a dog, owning 20 plants, and loving @halsey💙 . she/her

[‏ً @itsnwts]

WOMEN ARE NOT REHABILITATION CENTERS FOR POORLY AND BADLY RAISED MEN.

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

flirting with an educated man hits different

the vocabulary, the eye contact, the fcking AUDACITY😭

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA since last week:

[ཧ★ @yesimsvrfer]

being a cat parent is saying "i know" every time your cat meows even though you really have no idea

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I’m an adult, but I’m an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. Biologically yes. Realistically absolutely not😭😭😭😭

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Jalen Hurts (Eagles) and Tyler Shough (Saints) are the only two quarterbacks in the NFL currently registered as democrats.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

It’s almost 90 degrees and humid before 8AM in LA, y’all going to need to put the AI down.

[𖢥 @parkerslawyer]

ian mckellen and patrick stewart DO NOT MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS.

[Shawn Gorham @shawngorham]

I have lived in So Cal all my life, we have NEVER had humidity like this. Wild.

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

This will be Erewhon’s 18th location. At 20, federal law will force them to start posting calorie information.

We are two Erewhons away from mass rioting across Southern California.

[arven 💋 @cuntycillian]

you loved tim curry as pennywise or frank-n-furter but i loved him as forte in the terrible beauty and the beast christmas movie. we are not the same.

[syd✨(ted lasso spoilers) @veepthroat]

I SAID AN EVIL MAN NOT JUST A MAN

[Lumiere ❤️‍🔥 @Lumiere9000]

Protect Cher
Protect Madonna
Protect Celine Dion
Protect Stevie Nicks
Protect Meryl Streep
Protect Shania Twain
Protect Kate Bush
Protect Joni Mitchell

[van ⚢ @lesbivanism]

That In Memoriam section at the next Oscars is gonna feel like being blown to bits by a bazooka

[𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐍 ᯓ★ @whizzerlive]

elton john do not fucking move rn. lock the doors.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

I have lived in California my whole life and I think this might be one of the hottest summers we’ve had in a longgggg time

[baby girl 🏳️‍🌈 @nikkyyy124]

y’all don’t care about Palestine, you care about having a socially acceptable reason to punish people you already dislike. Palestine has become a Trojan horse for moral policing, and pretending every pile-on is genuine activism is exactly why this shit feels so performative.

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

My sex drive and my actual sex life are seriously not matching😭😭