the dish

[the dish @lilmuffinmam]

Not eating crust is so boring and wasteful. You don't deserve bread.

[joe @JoeStokowski]

you should get fridays off of work if you're an AMC stubs a-list member

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Police have gotten really good at killing protestors

[Abeeha Tariq ✨ @AbeehaTariqArt]

katniss during the third quarter quell: omg everyone must be saving peeta bc they see his innate goodness, that golden light that shines from within and illuminates his long lustrous lashes and hair, they see how gorgeous and kind and strong he is, that must be it

everyone:

[madison @madison_tayt]

i was doubled over in pain after the insertion. meanwhile a few months later i drove my friend to her insertion appointment and she walked out feeling totally fine

the focus should be on doctors doing better by their patients and not scaring people away from birth control

[soul khan @soulkhan]

banning this would be widely popular and it is something we should treat as patently evil

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If you're the CEO of Starbucks you get $96 million for 4 months of work including a $5 million bonus on your 1-month anniversary.

If you're a Starbucks union worker, the CEO is refusing to offer you a raise of more than 50 cents an hour.

That's what corporate greed looks like.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Severance is a very good show about how having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you.

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

They need to make this movie “I’m Not There”-style and have six to eight Britneys. Natalie and Selena is a good start; add Sydney Sweeney, Halle Bailey, John Early, Sharon Stone…

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

a lot of people quoting this saying “you’re free to leave” like no i don’t think i am actually. i can’t just obtain visas to wherever i want. it costs money to move. leaving is actually fairly difficult.

[sumi @clementineh3art]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[eliza @judybernlys]

god i love them so bad it’s so serious 😮‍💨

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

he was 100% doing it on purpose come on.

he's a 50 something South African who spends all day on Twitter replying to and boosting neo-Nazi accounts. get real.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Grifting is the only thing ppl want to do now

Even in comedy, no one wants to be good they just want the easiest way to get famous/get money and everyone is so afraid to call them bad bc we cultivated an “all art is valid”environmental

But they’re not artists and they suck

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Posting this for no particular reason

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Let’s actually wake this conversation up.

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Motherhood is WAY too expensive (physically, mentally, personally, professionally, economically) to just be having babies with men who aren’t holding up their end of those collective costs.

Know your power, assess your risk and budget accordingly. Reproduction is valuable.