Ninja

slaying ur life w my samurai sword

[Ninja @lilninj]

SZA FOR PRESIDENT

[SZA @sza]

Lowkey wanna have a link up where we all sit on that rainbow paraschute thing from elementary and tell eachother what makes us sad and hug one another 😩 make like a app for it too where we can check back in on stuff said in the parachute circle 🥺 in mad cities .. how

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Of all the things u should do stoned, shopping on line ISNT ONE OF THEM cause u might buy something in euros and forget its in fuckin euros

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***day 408

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No sex day 402: wondering if the barista I talked to for 2 minutes is my twin flame

[Ninja @lilninj]

Since I was a kid, whenever I see/hear someone brushing their teeth I get weird tingling in my teeth and goosebumps... anyone else got this problem or am I just an anomaly

[Ninja @lilninj]

What u see daily as a manager

[Ninja @lilninj]

Person: so how’s life going?
Me:

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually funny or it’s just my mind playing tricks on me

[Ninja @lilninj]

In like 2015 I vowed to never say dumb words like “lit” LOL if only I knew what would become of me

[Ninja @lilninj]

Where can I get a dopamine flavoured vape?

[Ninja @lilninj]

Do u ever just sit there and think about what ur parents Instagram page would be like when they were teens

[Ninja @lilninj]

I just accidentally liked a random persons Instagram photo ffffsssksjdbajbd

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A pickle counts as a serving of vegetables right

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The people who don’t believe in climate change are the same people who think the earth is flat🙄

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What do fruit flies gain from flying all up in your face

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Croissants are a fucking blessing

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Seaweed is just aquatic cannabis

[Ninja @lilninj]

U ever get so high that u malfunction cause same

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Just successfully edited out a camel toe with Facetune. I am an ELITE species

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My brain is so heavily programmed with memes that my response to a meme will be another meme