Just a random fic writer looking for smut and laughs. Same name for ao3, IG, and the currently dying tumblr, 25+s&h cuz you don't need to know my real age 🤣
Kiri it's depressed, his long red hair has fallen out due to a quirk he's hit with while on patrol.
Baku come home early after hearing what happened to his bf from dunce face and Deku. Buying all his favorite comfort foods, he steps through the door prepared
Dabi: Izuku, we need to talk about this.
Izuku: What I do with myself is neither of your concern
Dabi: Izuku it's been almost 120 hours and you have not slept.
Izuku: My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.
Hawks: What do you mean symptoms? You are
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Pro hero Deku is the most oblivious heartthrob ever, and it drives Katsuki up a wall.
Don't get him started on the fact that the two of them have rabid fanbases convinced that they're secretly in love. (If only they knew that they're actually half right.)
Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop.
Chef: Extra egg?
Me: Sure.
Chef nods with terrifying seriousness.
Friend: Congratulations.
Me: For what.
Friend: You've been chosen.
Me: By WHO.
Chef disappears into kitchen.
Entire staff suddenly start moving faster.
Me: Why did the atmosphere change.
Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely.
Me: That's bad?
Friend: Now he must prove himself.
Me: This feels illegal.
Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important.
Chef: Please.
Me: Why does this ramen have an aura.
Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before.
Me: WHAT SPOON?!
Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..."
Me: absolutely not.
Chef watches silently while I take first bite.
long pause
Me: ...oh my God.
Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle.
Random businessman starts clapping once.
Then the whole restaurant joins in.
Me: PLEASE STOP.
Friend wiping tears: He accepted you.
Me: IT'S NOODLES.
🔞 izuku with only bad sex experience and katsuki is trying to show him how to actually enjoy sex ;
izuku is laying with his legs open and eyes closed, waiting for the pain of penetration, but for minutes he feels only katsuki's fingers on his folds,
o!prince izu who comes from a kingdom where his status is a stain to his family. he’s treated poorly for being an omega his whole life. and eventually when he’s sold off to marry a!prince kt of a powerful kingdom, he expects the same. only for kt kingdom to treat him divinely
omega inko who can’t help herself; every time shes around pregnant kacchan, she has to touch his belly and chirp at it and scent it lightly and one day izuku moves to stop her for kacchan’s sake cause he knows kacchan doesn’t really like it when Anyone touches his pregnant belly,
Last Picnic Run🧵- Part 1
#Bkdk - a!Bk/o!Dk Inspired by @Funky_bunsie
Omega Izuku skipped the mating race this year for a peaceful picnic. When Kacchan sat beside him, Izuku assumed he needed a break. He didn’t realize the alpha's motive until two fingers tapped against his neck
When #bkdk was not dating yet (they're the most painfully oblivious idiots in the northern hemisphere) Katsuki would secretly corner guys who wants to date Izuku and interrogate them.
But he's the Dynamight, so it was easy to get people to sit down.
💥: "What's your name?"
#bkdk#ktdk
“Okay so when daddy comes back to the car, you’re gonna ask him for a donut, okay baby?” Izuku asks his 3 year old daughter who was sitting in her booster seat in the back of the car.
His sweet darling was all dressed up so pretty
bkdk a/b/o
mated omegas usually display their torso and bond mark…
….but izu wearing the robes without the black undershirt is plus ultra distracting to kacchan.
#Bkdk
🥦 Hmm it's no good. My thighs cant fit into the pants anymore
💥 👀👂
🥦maybe I sho-
💥You're saying I could lay on them. I could have them wrap around my head. I could have extra flesh to squeeze and pinch..And YOU WANT TO TAKE ALL THAT AWAY?
💥VILLAINY!!
🥦😃⁉️
#bkdk
In kindergarten, little Katsuki brings little Izuku for Show and Tell. He takes his chubby little hands (back then, it's smooth and free of scars), and drags him to the front of the class.
"This is Izuku, and he's mine!" Then he bites Izuku's freckled cheek.
#bkdk
Bkg: *sees a positive pregnancy test on the table* *runs to Deku*
Bkg: *eyes popping* We're pregnant?! I'll take full responsibility.
Deku: WHAT?! NO, WE'RE NOT! THAT'S URARAKA'S! ALSO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Bkg: ...
Bkg: Wanna test that?
Deku, blushing: NO!