Substance P

grumpy bisexual, wannabe doctor (M3) she/her

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Breasting boobily

[Substance P @lilp_md]

@The_Acumen Am I the only one who lived my life thinking it was "come-uppins"

[Substance P @lilp_md]

The trope of doctors trying to discharge people by a certain time for insurance reasons is BS. We do it so we dont have to write an extra note.

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Re-reading Kafka's Metamorphosis so I can live vicariously as a little creature

[butch @butch__queen]

Untouched by the Veronicas makes me absolutely feral. I imagine this is how low iq men feel when they hear Mr. Brightside

[Alyssa Burgart, MD, MA @BurgartBioethix]

Advice #3: Incarcerated patients have a right to access medical care like everyone else.

Clinicians must share the risks, benefits, and alternatives to treatment decisions with the patient.

Don't limit options due to assumptions about the prison/jail environment.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i’m not really an astrology girly, but I do know that when I tell someone I’m a gemini and they respond with “that makes sense“ it means they don’t really like me very much

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Wait this means the TJs guy i had a fat crush on wasn't flirting with me when he said "I love cilantro so much I could eat it straight" 7 years ago??? Heartbreaking. Crying and throwing up.

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

I forgot Trader Joe’s requires cashiers to compliment an item every customer buys until today when the guy out of the blue just said “I love cilantro”. Twisted shit

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Watching Brokeback Mountain for the first time and what in the whole fuck there is no build up whatsoever? I take one bite of my pasta and suddenly its full penetration??

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Senior resident told me to go home in the middle of an H&P note so I shared it for the intern to copy/ delete but there's no other note in there except my half done piece of garbage with no plan and its making me so anxious like.. do I finish it from home?

[Substance P @lilp_md]

I dont know which country's slang this is but I thought I was having a stroke

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

*gets run over by a car*

Was it communism or the jab?

[Hayley McMahon, MSPH, CPH @McMisoprostol]

Evergreen reminder that you should NEVER counterprotest at an abortion clinic without permission from the clinic. It doesn’t matter what your intentions are. It doesn’t matter what anti-abortion protesters are doing. If you don’t have an appointment or an invitation, do NOT come.

[Substance P @lilp_md]

I wonder how many Aragons and Eowyns will celebrate their 21st birthday this year

[Substance P @lilp_md]

@NoodlePremed Its noodles year part 2: electric boogaloo

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Rappers talk about percocet like it isn't only fucking 5mgs of oxy, please calm down

[Substance P @lilp_md]

Getting fucked up in the morning is problematic for me bc I can't tell if im buzzed or I forgot to take my pills