The Village Idiot

I find that the best moments in life are the ones that are the best moments in life. Capitalism ❤ USA

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Hi @HillaryClinton

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Plz i love dis http://t.co/Qk0QcNqs2G #guardiangiveaway

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im clickrogers https://t.co/SLRNEn52F2

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When ur friend says he gonna play wichu

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The pokemon movie 2: fat. #FattenAMovie

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cop: ur eyes are dilated are u high

me: officer ur pupils dilate by 45% wen u see someone u love

cop:

me: *leans in for a kiss*

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Did u guys hear about the new quesaritto frum tako bell @tacobell #EarthDay2014 #givemesomemoneytacobell

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#EarthDay2015 is nothing like #EarthDay2014 because 4 ate 5

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@NotHuntlax @Wendys when deez nuts slap across yo face. Got eem

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@NotHuntlax @Wendys tears of joy becuz loves wendys

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@NotHuntlax The tax on fries is your first born son

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Weed makes gardens bad #tweetyourmeat

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What's up with ebooks, they are good for the environment but bad for the soul #hitlerweed

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Forget airline food, what's up with racism #amirite

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I lub my brudder #NationalSiblingsDay

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When u find out kim jong un poops. #OlderMen

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@lilPhilosophe

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#ScotDebates
Laddy #1: "Ah see the bloo argyle sokes ahr behher"
Laddy #2: "Noo, the red argyle sokes difiniteleh tick the kick"

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#NationalBeerDay rar

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#BadChoiceFuneralSongs Friends themesong