Gavin

husband, father, grandfather, single

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

I love everyone reposting that old row drunk driving thing like drunk driving is something to worry about from a purely fiscal perspective as opposed to a life and death scenario #whataworld

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Every person running for president should have to take an eighth of shrooms and have an entire 6 hour trip nationally televised before we vote

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

smh we really jinxed Betty White. RIP

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Christmas? You mean posting up by the pepper jelly and cream cheese crackers with a glass of wine and wishing my family was quieter?

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

@TwitterSupport alright stop whatever you’re doing at corporate. You logged me out of my account without consent, I logged back in and all my drafts were gone. Thousands of thoughts carefully written over the past 5 years. Gonna need all hands on deck here

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Hey there professor just wanted to let you know I will not be in class today as myself and the boys are heading out on a mission seeking vengeance on Young Dolph’s killer. See you Monday!

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Pastor said I can only listen to the second half of Donda😩

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Gentlemen it’s time to grow up. Fix your handwriting

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Need a shirt that says “It’s my 21st and all I got was… gas cuz I drank a gazillion IPA’s”

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Sad to say my first legally purchased drink was at the Boone Cracker Barrel this morning

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Sinks should be located right outside of all public restrooms rather than in. This of course is the more sanitary option, leaves room for more toilets and adds a social pressure to wash your hands post pee or poop. @JoeBiden think about it and get back to me.

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Nothing makes me more angry than a little dumbass poorly raised child being too rough with an animal

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Fantastic to see small businesses incentivizing the vaccine

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

@dylananderson81 Rodger

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Thought I’d share my latest piece entitled ‘The Chronicle of the Lazy Meatball’ I think she’s very pretty

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Saying “U can keep the receipt” to the cashier as if they benefit somehow from throwing away my trash. I love that

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

A perfect day? That’s called 18 holes of bogey golf followed by breaking even in a night of poker #cantcomplain

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

@alexctan2 They saw the gains

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

Jk 2 Busch ice deep and I’ve got 6 new friends I won’t remember the names of tmrw

[Gavin @lilpinkytoe_]

At a party with a bunch of people I don’t know so I guess it’s just me and the house dog vibin out tn