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[😝😜 @lilputavert]

Tf I look like busting my ass right after getting off work?? Last 10 mins, not doing shit

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

I would like to thank whoever invented poop sprays. from the bottom of my heart, thank you. lol.

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@morethancarmen I’m screaming lmao I wiped all of my “emo” kid pics, otherwise I would post mine 😭💀

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

I’ve been cleaning/reorganizing my bathroom for an hour straight, no music at all. I just now remembered I took an edible. Rip.

[♡ @vulnicuravirgo]

oomfs all of a sudden for the past week

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@lowkeyalbert At work in front of everyone. She was also talking about how stupid I was.
My stupid ass stayed w him, found out he was cheating on me again while he was on IG live drunk off his ass. 💀 when I called him out he almost drove himself to his death & was being so dramatic. 💀🤣

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@lowkeyalbert Just had a gut feeling. Told one of my friends about my feeling & they told me they couldn’t wait to tell me tmrrw (we had plans on getting coffee in the morning) & said her best friend works at the same coffee shop as my ex’s ex & she was bragging about them sleeping together -

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

Anyways… VIVA MEXICO

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

Argentinian twitter was something I didn’t need to see today lol

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

When they talk shit on their friends & when that friend comes around they act all fake nice. Like damn, wonder what u say about me when I’m not around.

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@punished_cait @fuckxlee IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING 🤣

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

It’s not me it’s this fucking economy 😭

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@PocahAy @DailyMmati @KimKardashian I miss Kylie’s funny personality 😭 I know she’s still funny but is super reserved now, it’s sad!

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@KimKardashian The show is lowkey kinda boring now. I miss how in the older seasons, it was all about family. The good & the bad. It used to be funny but now it’s just *yawn*

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@PARANOIDJULES @aliyahInterlude I 100% understand.😭

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

@IndependentVik Lmaooo 🤣 dying

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

I want a tight tattoo ugh they’re so sexy 😭

[😝😜 @lilputavert]

Restaurant workers (any position), pilots, funeral directors, music/entertainment industry (any position), police officers, correction officers, military, tattoo artists… can’t think of anything else lmao there’s a lot

[☆ Ri @RiAnimator]

What are the biggest male slut jobs I’ll start: tattoo artist

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

cancer & aries placements be like: ♋️♈️🤭