Rachel Geckler

she/her

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

Yes we got fucked by the @SECOfficiating but who cares!! BAMA wasn’t soft today we fought hard and we played physical!! The rest can be corrected!! That’s all I care about is bama not being pushed around and we weren’t!! They played to the standard we expect and that’s why ima sleep good on my pillows tonight!! ROLL MF TIDE!!

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

I binged the whole doc already. Man I love Coach Saban and Mrs Terry and man I love me some BAMA!! Got wayyyy too much bama in me !! ROLL MF TIDE!!! We the greatest debate ya granny!!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Thinking about Rachel McAdams’ delivery of “OH NO HE DIED” from Game Night.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Your official guide for bees this summer

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Bowling is funny because I do it once every 2 years while I’m shitfaced and I still roll a few strikes. I shouldn’t be able to do the best move in your sport accidentally.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Loh✨ @dimitroir]

“My show is so gay that both of lead woman in my show are straight woman canonically and the audience has decided no, they’re are married, they’re are the work wives, they’re gay. Melissa and Barbara are just gay women in my show and i just have to live with that”

This day-

[avary 💗 @kyoruyeye]

happy lesbian day guys make sure to give all your lesbian friends $100

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Happy 2nd and 26 to those who celebrate

[OutKick @Outkick]

We really got 2 of the coldest pictures in Olympic history while beating Canada TWICE 🔥

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“You have three older brothers that now look up to you. You will always be our champion.”

As Haley Winn gets ready for @TeamUSA’s gold medal game against Canada, her brothers, Casey, Ryan and Tommy, leave their sister an encouraging and heartwarming voicemail. ❤️

@usahockey | @Olympics

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Throwback when Kim Clijsters asked to man to return her serve 😭

She gave him her pants and he returned the serve..

This whole 2 minutes…🤣🤣🤣

[Rachel Geckler @lilrayrayray]

@keifornal

[Isaiah Rodgers Sr. @rodgers_isaiah]

MOVE THE WIRES 😂😂😂 32/32

[best of ryan atwood @atwoodthinker]

twenty two years ago, ryan atwood ran to marissa cooper to make it in time for a new year’s kiss 🎊

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

“Who is the one Vikings player keeping you from having a mental breakdown?”

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

One final push for the guys

Repost to #ProBowlVote
@WillReichard
@andrewdepaola
@rjwright14_