syd

usa machine broke

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

Using the official apparatus of government for what appears to be a political event

[fka sids @yungsids]

stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
me:

[Jon Cozart @joncozart]

All the hufflepuffs cried for Cedric diggory cause he was their last remaining top

[FR★N @fransexuality]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen an awards show do, and every day from this moment forward I will regret I was not the gay who wrote it.

[HB @_hollaa]

No one knows what “👀” means, but it’s provocative. Gets the ppl going!

[. @curatedbymike]

men who say “females” never have anything insightful to contribute

[Erika 🫶🏻 @ErikaBuis]

You. Will. Be.... POPular

[goaltender interferer @sighborgs]

sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no i’m GAY i CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, i’m gay. you’re five.”

[vads @uervs]

these bitches is gay!!! mfs nowadays don't even try to stay in the closet anymore 🙄

[Imani 🤩 @imanialexxus]

That’s Asia Thomas, she goes to TSU.

[jia @SAPPHlCTICATED]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS COFFEE ADVERTISEMENT

[smartie @m4rticus]

So I was coaching a basketball camp this week and I asked a kid what his name was and he goes “Weed” and I was like.. ok I guess we’re in Austin so not shocking. Anyway I called this child weed for 3 days.
turns out he had a speech impediment and his name is Reid 🙃

[FunnyManGaitlin @funnymangaitlin]

i can’t stand my mama bruh🤦🏾‍♂️