goaltender interferer

if there were two guys in a hockey rink and one killed the other with a puck would that be fucked up or what

[goaltender interferer @sighborgs]

women’s hockey is fun because the ice is full of ladies i want to marry

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

Dark Sister be speaking to this nigga like the green goblin mask

[Nathan Rudolph @DNVR_Rudo]

Long distance running and biking have perfected the art of intake while doing their sport. They've got energy gels, electrolyte mixes, food bars, pre race anti lactic acid stuff.

meanwhile hockey players out here slamming mustard.

[raf @zoeyduatch]

i got attacked for pulling up the script to fortify my point that bear is a rapist and now inde is avenging me EXACTLYYYYY

[Air @ayoair]

Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

they won't stop whoring him out omg

[MP @mary_pmg3945]

Computa if lesbianism is a sin why did god created Lucy Liu ANSWER COMPUTA.

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[( •⌄• ) 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @crimson_lux]

censorship has always been used to maintain the comfort of the privileged. never stop talking about gaza and palestine

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

A team signs you to do this big image rehabilitation tour after you were on trial for sexual assault and you shit the bed so fucking bad that you’re actively breaking records for most amount of goals allowed in consecutive games

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

FIFA rejecting Haiti’s jersey’s for being “too political” while allowing Israel to play, & the US to host World Cup (while denying visas, restricting entrance, banning Iranian players from staying in country) is a selective, targeted invocation of their “neutrality” policies.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

Israeli society is depraved and irredeemable. They’re raising their children to carry on the hate and dehumanization of Palestinians, and they want them to be active participants in genocide and ethnic cleansing. These people are just pure evil.

[hunter ^_−☆ @xhekfield]

calling this “the stupidest question ive ever heard” while your goalie is currently breaking records for being the worst goalie in stanley cup final history… jesus christ could you make it any clearer youre only playing hart as an attempt to sanitize his image

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

I just learned that there’s a real NHL player who is bisexual and apparently he’s like super open about it on Twitter. Yeah his name is like Evgeni Melnik or something

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Renee 🪳🎰 @DigestivoGraham]

Billionaire art dealer real estate mogul entrepreneur Louis De Pointe Du Lac CAN YOU FUCKING FIGHTTTT??? I am going to fuck your wife

[^_^ @goneforthenight]

gay people are unreal i just bought my friend a coffee and he said “I’m going to lick you clean later” . hey man you can just say thank you i think