Stiles Stilinski

Older and finally got some muscle but sarcasm is still my only defense. #Grimmverse #AUStiles

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

Hey now. Try not to kink shame.

[Ci @KittehHasClaws]

I just heard someone at this party say "well slap my dick and call me Judy". I regret taking this job now.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@damaredraws @amazon Get a lawyer?

[Krolia @Krolia9]

Just because it's what's widely believed to be true doesn't mean it is. Always ask for sources and make your own conclusions.

Dont take things at face value. "But everyone knows that what happened!" is not a good excuse for not doing your own research.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@TeaboyNoMore Hangry

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof I would never complain about how hot you are.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

Too hot for October.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof You’re awesome.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@verbosejensen @BigBadSourWoof @petrushkayasha @AintNoRaccoon @ShotgunInsuranc @bowman_hwk @mermaid_seph @MrUnionJack @necrosasser @CptSpangles Dude. You know you’d rather have Cap than anyone. Fine. I am mollified.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof @verbosejensen @petrushkayasha @AintNoRaccoon @ShotgunInsuranc @bowman_hwk @mermaid_seph @MrUnionJack @necrosasser I didn’t even make the party?!

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

I’m gonna go be sappy all over my husband now.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof <3

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

Especially you @BigBadSourWoof

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof You’re the best.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

And a hug from @BigBadSourWoof. A giant bear hug.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

I need another vacation. And the dogs to stop going after the cat food.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof Love you too.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

I found stories about... holyshit. @BigBadSourWoof come read?

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof *beams and hops up to kiss your cheek* Ok.

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof *chews his lip, thinking* Even...if I write it for you?

[Stiles Stilinski @LilRedSarcasm]

@BigBadSourWoof *might be mildly aroused but also nervous as he gives up his tablet*