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• BSN, RN • probably sleeping. I hope no potential employees are looking at my Twitter lmao. I’m just here for the memes

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Still in shock I managed to graduate nursing school with like 2 brain cells. BSN, soon to be RN! 🩺💉

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Morning shower people: how does it feel to sleep in your filth every night? What is it like knowing the grime of everything you’ve done this week is fermenting in your sheets? Do you ever feel clean?

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

@emdashklatt The Scarlet Ibis 🙃

[SB @seyedele]

My wife and I tried to play COD multiplayer yesterday. Shot her in the head while she was still trying to figure out the controls and now she made breakfast for only herself and the kids.

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Can I undo the new Instagram update?? 🙃

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Me right now trying to avoid Stranger Things spoilers

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

there is no reason your phone should flash when you get a text

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Everything I’ve learned about Euphoria so far has been against my will lmao

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

yes i like mcdonalds y’all do COKE i don’t care

[⛓ weird al yankobitch ⛓ @awholesomefreak]

this is the *one*

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

"Why aren't millennials buying houses?"

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Busy whispering ‘dyson airwrap’ into my boyfriends phone g2g

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

Bring back Twitter jail

[t a ℞ a @lilripp44]

If you’re considering nursing school right now, stop.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk