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perpetually on the hunt for attention and good times

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@b_mstk where you be?

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@ThatsSoLampy Me likey you comedy! Maybe you'd like to come to this and make the funnies tonight ...
http://t.co/KR7qp6oG

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@ajw4ever and I just finished our LA comedy tour, here's what we look like at the end of the road: http://t.co/x9t6twL

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@ajw4ever taught me how to maintain coolness. And Uncle Harry taught him how to do it.

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@ajw4ever and I had our last New Dreamz comedy show tonight. Twas a blast. Thanks Family.

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@ajw4ever is eating pretzel sticks in bed and leaking crumbs on me

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I'm in LA eating in all the fine dining spots... Astroburger, oinksters

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@DanMerriweather is a new age hippie. You are so fucking cool and I wish I was there.

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Thinking about Battle LA. I didn't hate it.

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@AUNTJACKIE brush your fiber bar 2 times a day

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My dad has herpes!! Well, shingles.

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I went to pf changs. They gave me a free banana because i'm a flip

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I am number 4 is so foolworthy it hurts

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Ah! Green lantern trailer looky kinda goody

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Robin is the only good thing about howard stern

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Amanda is already sad because Christian Bale is going to take all Jeremy Renner's awards.

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The Green Hornet ... she is not good.

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My Lord ... BOSTON MUST BE PACKED WITH HOTTIES who might throw a Piel's at my head.

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Ohhh!!! The Fighter! The music is perfect and the crack is being smoked by hardbodies that I wanna make it with.

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I just gave my dad his first taste of Toblerone. "oh, datsh a good candy."