Ash Ketchup

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@psuviksFB Wouldve loved a PSU win but you did your best!

[Dirt & Sprague @DirtAndSprague]

The Pac-12 is 13-0 so far this season and went 12-0 this week.

How would you Power Rank the top 5 teams (goodluck!)?

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

Ive decided I want to be Pete Davidson when I grow up

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

nothing we do actually matters!!!!! (positive)

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@stavvybaby Get tf outta here

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@badbitchdotgov Pile driver will finish it up nicely

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

How I react to my good friends stories in real life:

🙂

How I react to my good friends stories on social media:

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

Researching why I sweat so much when I work out (EMBARRASSING) and apparently ALL of the contributing factors apply to me 🙃

Tight

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@pikacap Got 'em

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

Walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk and hear a passerby on the phone getting directions from a friend

"I'm walking by the palm trees where do I go now?"

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

Since we seem to be treating politics like sporting events here's an analogy: if your team is unlikely to win, that doesn't mean you root for the team that's more likely to win. If you like a third party candidate more, VOTE FOR THEM. Eradicating the two party system takes time.

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@bmccown @ClaireFosterPHD "Pure blood" sweet Jesus

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@TheQuonter I don't understand the young people these days

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

She persuades me to let her out, then she just sits there all pouty like wtf

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

I think today I'll make one of those videos where I mime a dialogue and play a soundbite of a completely different dialogue over it that'll be fun

[Tech Burrito @TechBurritoUno]

The algorithm behind Tik Tok.

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

@helenabadger I was convinced that my last therapist tried to ghost me so I texted him and explained what I interpreted. He just said "that's very interesting. Are you available this week?" LOL

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

Hey guys I wrote a thing
https://t.co/DsqiWAyD9y

[Ash Ketchup @Lilsheppo]

I always forget how great Point Break is