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HOU - BK

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The rudest thing anyone has ever said to me is “you’re Jimmy Fallon’s target demographic”

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It feels absolutely insane that in the past week, half of the people I know in NYC tested positive for Covid—myself included.

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I am in an airport line so long, there are reporters here to film it

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Love to be of the”I said what I said”
age

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Can I get a podcast recommendation, folks? I need to do something else on my commute besides dissociate

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This train car smells like spilt Madeira.

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Very mad that my cab driver keeps switching from songs I like

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Guy in Jason mask carrying his daughter #halloween #nyc

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Lots of people singing to themselves on the subway today. Two in the station and one in the driver’s cabin.

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@lizhebert TITS lol c’mon

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Having 2 part-time jobs is great until they both try to schedule you to work more, and you end up with 53 hours in a week and 14 straight days of work ffffff

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@sp0ka I started watching it a few days ago, and maybe I’m desensitized to everything but it’s so engrossing

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Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&Ms

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I would do anything for a kolache rn

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Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

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Guy who brought his own chair to the train is reading a newspaper and doing a scratch-off.

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@Nightlightgh0st : ( I am so sorry, dude! I hope you can sleep it off today

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

Thread. What is happening right now at the New York Times is important and dangerous. I've tried to document it thoroughly below.

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@Nightlightgh0st Big Aquarius vibes lol

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@BeesBelly Right?! Like leave me be lol

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I did not know it was inappropriate to reply to peoples’ IG stories when you’re drunk. I’ve always been a friendly drunk! If you hate it, go ahead and ignore me! I will simply never look at you again lol